Book A Tour – $150/hr. $800/day

Take a tour of downtown Austin, explore historic sights and enjoy the nightlife in the most “Austin” way possible. 

Book Me For A Show – $800 + travel (food, lodging, transportation)

I make comedic (but also accurate) rap songs about “rightwing conspiracy theories.”  Contact me if you would like me to perform at your event or venue.

Speaking Engagement – $800+ travel (food, lodging, transportation)

 Book me for public speaking engagements. Where I discuss many different topics such as; politics, current events, conspiracies, and much more.