Book A Tour With Alex
You may think you’re getting a ride but what you are really getting is an education.
Services
I am a pedicab driver in Austin, TX who openly mocks government officials and establishment figureheads in order to preserve and ultimately expand our civil liberties.
Book a Tour
Take a tour of downtown Austin, explore historic sights and enjoy the nightlife in the most “Austin” way possible.
Book Me For A Show
I make comedic (but also accurate) rap songs about “rightwing conspiracy theories.” Contact me if you would like me to perform at your event or venue.
Speaking Engagements
Book me for public speaking engagements. Where I discuss many different topics such as; politics, current events, conspiracies, and much more.
Have Questions?
Frequently Asked
Questions
How long are the tours?
The tours are typically one hour in length.
What forms of payment do you accept?
For booking a tour, I accept both Venmo and Credit Card Payments. If you wish to pay with Bitcoin, I offer a 25% discount on ALL purchases.
If you wish to pay with Bitcoin or Lightning, please see my contact section for more information.
What is your cancellation policy?
You get a full refund if you cancel within 48 hours. If you cancel within 24 hours, you will get 50% of your money back.
What is he maximum number of people you can take?
We have a 3 person maximum as ordained by the City of Austin,
What are your rates?
For tours we charge a $150 flat rate regardless of the number of people. As discussed earlier, there is a 3 person maximum capacity limit.
Can I get an invoice for my purchase?
Yes, you can. All invoices will be mailed to you after making a purchase.
Have additional questions?
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